1 00:00:02,761 --> 00:00:06,558 - I speak for the working man, for the common man, 2 00:00:06,592 --> 00:00:08,870 the man who has strived all his life 3 00:00:08,905 --> 00:00:10,631 to provide for his family. 4 00:00:10,665 --> 00:00:11,666 - I've seen this bloke before. 5 00:00:11,701 --> 00:00:13,013 He's called Neal Fromage. 6 00:00:13,772 --> 00:00:15,567 He's got quite extreme views. 7 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:17,707 - The man what's strained every sinew... 8 00:00:17,741 --> 00:00:19,191 - They're his supporters. 9 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:21,090 That's the protest. 10 00:00:21,124 --> 00:00:22,505 And that's the anti-protest protest. 11 00:00:22,539 --> 00:00:23,540 - Listen to him! 12 00:00:23,575 --> 00:00:25,784 - The common man can't get ahead. 13 00:00:25,818 --> 00:00:27,372 - Sounds like run-of-the-mill stuff. 14 00:00:27,406 --> 00:00:28,373 What's the issue? 15 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:29,512 - I'll tell you why. 16 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:30,375 Immigrants! 17 00:00:30,409 --> 00:00:31,479 - Oh, dear lord. 18 00:00:31,514 --> 00:00:34,103 - They infest this city, they do. 19 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:34,896 - It could be rats. 20 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:35,759 It could be fleas. 21 00:00:35,794 --> 00:00:37,278 My money's on cancer. 22 00:00:37,313 --> 00:00:38,590 - Like a cancer! 23 00:00:38,624 --> 00:00:39,591 - Oh, there he goes. 24 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:40,764 - They come 'ere... 25 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,111 - You gotta watch these quiet ones, 26 00:00:42,145 --> 00:00:44,182 lapping up every word this tit says. 27 00:00:44,216 --> 00:00:45,873 If anyone's gonna kick off, it'll be them. 28 00:00:45,907 --> 00:00:46,805 - And if they take over... 29 00:00:47,288 --> 00:00:49,290 You can be sure of one thing. 30 00:00:49,325 --> 00:00:50,464 - Far better restaurants? 31 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:51,672 - Blood! 32 00:00:52,707 --> 00:00:53,536 Blood! 33 00:00:54,778 --> 00:00:56,194 - There's something wrong with him. 34 00:00:56,228 --> 00:00:57,540 - You're fucking right there is. 35 00:01:01,544 --> 00:01:02,717 - Blood. 36 00:01:03,477 --> 00:01:04,374 - Everyone get down! 37 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:05,410 - Get down! 38 00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:07,343 We've all seen a dead racist. 39 00:01:17,767 --> 00:01:18,664 - Ah, Rabbit. 40 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:20,804 My report into your alleged brutality, 41 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:22,806 I thought I must get a statement from you 42 00:01:22,841 --> 00:01:24,532 so you can put your side of things. 43 00:01:24,567 --> 00:01:25,395 - All right, well... 44 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,465 - Then I thought fuck that! 45 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:27,294 I know what you did. 46 00:01:27,328 --> 00:01:28,260 I know all about you 47 00:01:28,295 --> 00:01:29,537 because we go back a long way, don't we? 48 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:32,230 And I intend to use everything. 49 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:33,093 - Everything. 50 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:35,716 Everything you know. 51 00:01:35,750 --> 00:01:36,165 Everything. 52 00:01:36,199 --> 00:01:37,269 - Most things. 53 00:01:37,304 --> 00:01:37,890 - Oh, most things. 54 00:01:37,925 --> 00:01:38,753 - Some things. 55 00:01:38,788 --> 00:01:40,617 Things, anyway, a big fat juicy file 56 00:01:41,549 --> 00:01:43,448 full of things that you've done. 57 00:01:43,482 --> 00:01:45,243 I might bring it out in 12 volumes, 58 00:01:45,277 --> 00:01:48,315 like a novel except not boring. 59 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:49,937 I'll just follow the facts. 60 00:01:49,971 --> 00:01:53,561 Oh, and then things might look slightly like facts 61 00:01:55,011 --> 00:01:56,495 but might not be. 62 00:01:57,427 --> 00:01:59,222 Get out of my way! 63 00:01:59,257 --> 00:02:01,535 - So we have ourselves a sniper, 64 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:02,743 and the bugger's good at it. 65 00:02:02,777 --> 00:02:04,745 We thought it were a political lunatic 66 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:07,886 until we looked at these, two other snipings last week, 67 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,716 a lawyer in Farringdon, a church warden in Bow. 68 00:02:10,751 --> 00:02:11,683 - Same make of bullets? 69 00:02:11,717 --> 00:02:13,961 - .303 Lakefield hollow-point. 70 00:02:15,618 --> 00:02:16,481 - Ooh, Gawd. 71 00:02:16,515 --> 00:02:17,516 - Is that our only clue? 72 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:20,312 - It was the only clue until we got this. 73 00:02:23,004 --> 00:02:24,178 - Well, read it then. 74 00:02:25,766 --> 00:02:28,286 - Dear police, I killed three time. 75 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,735 It were nice games. 76 00:02:29,770 --> 00:02:31,703 - Is it just me who finds crimes against grammar 77 00:02:31,737 --> 00:02:33,325 almost as bad as crimes against Londoners. 78 00:02:36,052 --> 00:02:39,676 - I have scar on my left foot which only I know about, 79 00:02:39,711 --> 00:02:40,850 and that proves it. 80 00:02:40,884 --> 00:02:42,196 - A criminal mastermind at work there. 81 00:02:42,231 --> 00:02:43,922 - Who knows what I will do next, 82 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:48,029 but you can bet it will be B.O., bloody 'orrendous. 83 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:48,892 - Ouch. 84 00:02:48,927 --> 00:02:50,756 - Yours, Trigger Tom. 85 00:02:50,791 --> 00:02:51,930 - It sounds to me like someone 86 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,621 needs to shit or get off the pot. 87 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:05,702 - We'll catch the bastard. 88 00:03:05,737 --> 00:03:07,842 - I'm putting Rex and Keith Carnival on this one. 89 00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:09,223 They know ballistics. 90 00:03:09,258 --> 00:03:11,191 I've got another job for you three. 91 00:03:13,089 --> 00:03:13,917 - Who's that clown? 92 00:03:13,952 --> 00:03:15,540 - Prince Hector of Bulgaria. 93 00:03:15,574 --> 00:03:17,507 He's in town for Balkan peace talks. 94 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:19,578 - I'm nodding like I know what a Balkan is. 95 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:20,579 - He's a big noise. 96 00:03:20,614 --> 00:03:23,237 And while he's here, you're his protection. 97 00:03:23,272 --> 00:03:24,065 - I ain't doing that. 98 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,377 I ain't no babysitter. 99 00:03:25,412 --> 00:03:26,896 You can ask any baby. 100 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:28,656 Plus look at this cunt's 'tache. 101 00:03:28,691 --> 00:03:29,933 - You'll do what I bloody tell thee 102 00:03:29,968 --> 00:03:31,694 after what you did to Mr. Larkham. 103 00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:33,040 - I barely touched him. 104 00:03:36,457 --> 00:03:38,010 All right, I might have touched him a bit. 105 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:41,324 - You just keep that prince safe or we're all for the drop. 106 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:44,948 - My bodyguards. 107 00:03:44,983 --> 00:03:45,673 - That's right, mate. 108 00:03:45,708 --> 00:03:46,985 - Three officers to guard me? 109 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:47,951 Take the day off, all of you. 110 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:50,816 There is no danger for I am very popular. 111 00:03:50,851 --> 00:03:53,578 In my country, there is a word for me, kickbaba. 112 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:56,512 It means sexy man who gives out carrots at Christmas. 113 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:58,307 - If you step out of this carriage without protection, 114 00:03:58,341 --> 00:04:00,101 you'll be picking your own brains off the cobbles. 115 00:04:00,136 --> 00:04:01,068 - There's a sniper about, 116 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:02,897 a really bloody good one, great action. 117 00:04:02,932 --> 00:04:04,174 - Gosh! 118 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:07,523 It's Mabel Wisbech, isn't it, London's first police lady. 119 00:04:07,557 --> 00:04:08,351 Enchante. 120 00:04:08,386 --> 00:04:09,456 - Oh. 121 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,975 - I support women's rights and those of animals. 122 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,529 I believe you both have a function. 123 00:04:13,563 --> 00:04:15,289 - Uh, thanks. 124 00:04:15,324 --> 00:04:16,635 - As for that cartoon... 125 00:04:17,912 --> 00:04:18,603 - What cartoon? 126 00:04:18,637 --> 00:04:20,329 - No cartoon in Strand magazine. 127 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:21,191 - Oh! 128 00:04:21,226 --> 00:04:22,503 - I read it on airship from Paris. 129 00:04:22,538 --> 00:04:24,540 Here, these bank robbers are getting away 130 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:26,093 because they have released a mouse, 131 00:04:26,127 --> 00:04:28,440 and you are standing on the chair in fright. 132 00:04:28,475 --> 00:04:30,131 - Yeah, it's one cartoon. 133 00:04:30,166 --> 00:04:31,098 Whatever, don't care. 134 00:04:31,132 --> 00:04:31,823 - Quite right. 135 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,790 Ignore it, and the many others. 136 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:35,102 Now, where are we heading? 137 00:04:35,136 --> 00:04:36,690 - Oh, straight into your hotel. 138 00:04:36,724 --> 00:04:38,864 You must rest before the big round of peace talks tomorrow. 139 00:04:38,899 --> 00:04:40,763 - Sounds boring, boy, am I right? 140 00:04:40,797 --> 00:04:42,972 Tonight, I wish to see the real London. 141 00:04:43,006 --> 00:04:44,767 - Not a bloody chance. 142 00:04:44,801 --> 00:04:47,425 - I would love to see a real cockney. 143 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:49,979 I've only seen them in captivity in Australia. 144 00:04:50,013 --> 00:04:50,842 Come! 145 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:59,747 This is great! 146 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:02,750 It stinks like shit, and the people are very ugly. 147 00:05:02,785 --> 00:05:05,339 Your whiskey is piss, worst I ever tasted! 148 00:05:05,374 --> 00:05:06,064 - Listen, pal. 149 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:07,341 If you don't like it, you... 150 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:08,066 - I joke! 151 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:08,894 I love it! 152 00:05:08,929 --> 00:05:09,757 Here, have money! 153 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:12,139 - Oh, don't mind if I do. 154 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:14,831 - Dance for me, and keep the whiskey coming. 155 00:05:16,212 --> 00:05:18,559 - I think you need to pipe down, me old chief. 156 00:05:18,594 --> 00:05:19,836 - I think you need to pipe down, my old chief. 157 00:05:19,871 --> 00:05:22,632 Now, let us paint the town red like my balls. 158 00:05:22,667 --> 00:05:25,497 - We're much safer in here, your lord high excellency. 159 00:05:25,532 --> 00:05:26,981 - And sure, half of these lot are killers, 160 00:05:27,016 --> 00:05:28,155 but we know them, so they're our killers. 161 00:05:28,189 --> 00:05:30,122 - But I wish to climb Big Ben. 162 00:05:30,157 --> 00:05:31,192 Can you see it from here? 163 00:05:31,227 --> 00:05:32,435 I look! 164 00:05:32,470 --> 00:05:34,644 - Oh, no. 165 00:05:34,679 --> 00:05:36,197 - Oh, those sorry wretches. 166 00:05:36,232 --> 00:05:37,716 - You should come away from the window. 167 00:05:37,751 --> 00:05:40,581 - I will tell them about screwing duchesses 168 00:05:40,616 --> 00:05:42,618 and how invigorating it can be. 169 00:05:42,652 --> 00:05:44,654 Oh, duchesses. 170 00:05:45,759 --> 00:05:46,725 - Get down! 171 00:05:48,106 --> 00:05:50,626 - Jesus, two men shot with the same bullet. 172 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,489 You are right. 173 00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:52,421 He is bloody good. 174 00:05:52,455 --> 00:05:53,836 - Strauss, get a doctor for these two. 175 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,596 You, watch the door. 176 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:58,081 - How dare you kill two of my men 177 00:05:58,116 --> 00:05:59,945 without my permission, you coward! 178 00:05:59,980 --> 00:06:01,222 - Oi, mister majestic! 179 00:06:01,257 --> 00:06:02,534 I fucking told you! 180 00:06:02,569 --> 00:06:03,224 Now get down. 181 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:04,087 - You insult me. 182 00:06:04,122 --> 00:06:06,193 You too shall taste Bulgarian steel. 183 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:16,962 - I'm a what? 184 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:20,207 - I'm trying to save you, you dickhead! 185 00:06:29,975 --> 00:06:30,804 Gas! 186 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:44,058 - You lost the Crown Prince! 187 00:06:44,093 --> 00:06:46,233 - Well, it does sound bad when you say it like that. 188 00:06:46,267 --> 00:06:48,269 - We dug out the bullet from the equerry. 189 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:49,754 .303 Lakefield hollow-point. 190 00:06:49,788 --> 00:06:50,996 - Trigger Tom, gotta be. 191 00:06:51,031 --> 00:06:53,171 - Well, Trigger Tom could have killed me, but he didn't. 192 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,034 That's not important. 193 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:55,207 Forget that. 194 00:06:55,242 --> 00:06:57,037 - If the prince dies, the home office will come at us 195 00:06:57,071 --> 00:06:59,039 like a rhino with a wasp up its Harris. 196 00:06:59,073 --> 00:07:01,731 - It's rather worse than that, I'm afraid. 197 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:02,663 The talks are being held 198 00:07:02,698 --> 00:07:04,838 because the Balkans are a powder keg. 199 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:07,703 If the prince dies, Bulgaria will blame Serbia, 200 00:07:07,737 --> 00:07:08,531 and that means war. 201 00:07:08,566 --> 00:07:10,119 That will draw in Russia, Austria, 202 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:12,466 Germany, France and Britain. 203 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:14,917 In this mechanized clash of empires, millions of our young, 204 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:17,609 our finest will die by fire with their young, 205 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:20,612 taut skin burnt to a cinder like a mother's Sunday roast. 206 00:07:22,062 --> 00:07:23,650 - Well, he's a jolly fucker, ain't he. 207 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:26,756 - What in God's house is that? 208 00:07:26,791 --> 00:07:28,206 - Telephone. 209 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,276 I just had it put in. 210 00:07:31,105 --> 00:07:31,934 Hello? 211 00:07:31,968 --> 00:07:32,935 - Put Rabbit on. 212 00:07:32,969 --> 00:07:34,039 - The wanna talk to you. 213 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:35,282 Get around here, quick! 214 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:37,698 - What do I do? 215 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:38,906 - Put that by your ear and speak in there. 216 00:07:38,941 --> 00:07:43,324 - Hello, this is Inspector Rabbit talking on the stick! 217 00:07:43,359 --> 00:07:44,153 - Hello, Rabbit. 218 00:07:44,187 --> 00:07:45,257 This is Trigger Tom. 219 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:46,500 I have your prince. 220 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:49,020 - Ah, I'm listening! 221 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,539 He's alive for now. 222 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:52,126 - I think he's on the other side of the wall. 223 00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:53,127 - How do you know? 224 00:07:53,162 --> 00:07:55,026 - Well, 'cause that's where the wire goes. 225 00:07:55,060 --> 00:07:56,959 - That's not how it works. 226 00:07:56,993 --> 00:07:58,339 - Trigger Tom will call you again 227 00:07:58,374 --> 00:07:59,237 with instructions. 228 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:01,308 Don't try to find me, you filthy pig. 229 00:08:01,342 --> 00:08:02,343 - Whoa. 230 00:08:02,378 --> 00:08:03,344 - What's he saying? 231 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:05,657 - He's going aaaaaaaaaaaah. 232 00:08:13,734 --> 00:08:14,563 He keeps doing it. 233 00:08:14,597 --> 00:08:15,287 I think he's ill. 234 00:08:15,322 --> 00:08:16,116 - He's hung up. 235 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,151 - All right. 236 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:21,155 - Don't try to find me, indeed. 237 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:22,018 - He doesn't know us, does he. 238 00:08:22,053 --> 00:08:23,710 - We better do what he says. 239 00:08:23,744 --> 00:08:25,366 You two stay by the trombone. 240 00:08:25,401 --> 00:08:26,229 - Telephone. 241 00:08:26,264 --> 00:08:27,127 - Where are you going? 242 00:08:27,161 --> 00:08:27,852 Hey, you wouldn't follow a lead 243 00:08:27,886 --> 00:08:28,956 without telling me, would you? 244 00:08:28,991 --> 00:08:29,854 - I'm going nowhere. 245 00:08:29,888 --> 00:08:30,820 - Thank goodness. 246 00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:32,097 - But I gotta get there bloody sharpish. 247 00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:34,755 - Not like him to shoot off and do business behind my back. 248 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:35,963 Do you think he's going off me? 249 00:08:35,998 --> 00:08:37,551 - There'll be an explanation. 250 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:39,277 - I've had enough of that at prep school. 251 00:08:41,037 --> 00:08:42,694 - Take one of these, please, Max. 252 00:08:44,075 --> 00:08:45,283 It better not be cat meat. 253 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:52,773 What do you want, Rabbit? 254 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,119 - We made a deal, Flora. 255 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:57,260 You stay out of London, and I'll stay out of your way. 256 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:59,573 - Not much work for hit women in Newton. 257 00:08:59,608 --> 00:09:01,713 I only come here to meet clients, working breakfast. 258 00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:03,888 - You're still using Lakefield .303s? 259 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:05,372 - So what if I am? 260 00:09:05,406 --> 00:09:06,097 Want some pie? 261 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,788 - I ain't in the mood for pie. 262 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:10,411 - You're always in the mood for pie. 263 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:12,344 - Not many snipers as good as you. 264 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:13,725 - Not since I shot 'em all, no. 265 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,589 - Where's the prince you kidnapped? 266 00:09:15,624 --> 00:09:18,143 And who was that bloke on the talky-talky stick? 267 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:20,042 Is that your new fella? 268 00:09:20,076 --> 00:09:21,043 - I hate kidnaps. 269 00:09:21,077 --> 00:09:22,872 You gotta feed 'em, empty their turd bucket, 270 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:24,115 they fall in love with you. 271 00:09:24,149 --> 00:09:25,081 It's too much work. 272 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:28,602 What are you really here for, Rabbit? 273 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:30,155 Fancy the knee trembler, did ya? 274 00:09:31,191 --> 00:09:32,123 - No. 275 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:33,573 Millions of lives at stake. 276 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:37,646 There's no time for any of that. 277 00:09:49,071 --> 00:09:49,899 No, no. 278 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,662 I'm at the door, girl. 279 00:10:03,257 --> 00:10:06,053 - Fuckin' hell, that shifted lunch 280 00:10:07,089 --> 00:10:10,471 - How can I be useless and a threat to men at the same time? 281 00:10:10,506 --> 00:10:11,576 It makes no sense. 282 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,166 - The future lies with us, Mabel, not with old men 283 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:19,066 and their dated bluff and bluster. 284 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:20,033 Now, how does that feel? 285 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:21,793 - Oh, like it's gonna slice my tit off. 286 00:10:21,828 --> 00:10:22,656 Is that a thing? 287 00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:24,347 - Hmm, no, your tit is quite safe. 288 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:26,246 Right, now let go. 289 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,006 - I don't know if... 290 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:28,731 Oh, my God! 291 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:32,079 I'm Robin fuckin' Hood! 292 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:38,776 - You know, the papers are being ghastly about you. 293 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:40,432 They're saying you're too emotional. 294 00:10:40,467 --> 00:10:43,297 - Yeah, and then I have to not get emotional about that. 295 00:10:43,332 --> 00:10:44,333 - Oh, don't worry. 296 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:46,266 I'll mobilise the ladies. 297 00:10:47,198 --> 00:10:48,130 I don't say this lightly, 298 00:10:48,164 --> 00:10:50,684 but I foresee a letter writing campaign. 299 00:10:50,719 --> 00:10:52,065 - You would do that? 300 00:10:52,099 --> 00:10:53,238 For me? 301 00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:53,963 Oh. 302 00:10:53,998 --> 00:10:55,689 I owe you a drink at my local. 303 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:56,725 It's quite dirty, 304 00:10:56,759 --> 00:10:57,587 but I've got a lovely towel you can sit on. 305 00:10:57,622 --> 00:11:00,867 - You know what you could do for us. 306 00:11:00,901 --> 00:11:01,868 You could let us know 307 00:11:01,902 --> 00:11:04,387 a little bit about how your station works. 308 00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:06,148 Police reform is high on our list. 309 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,080 - Oh, definitely. 310 00:11:10,773 --> 00:11:12,050 - Ooh. 311 00:11:12,085 --> 00:11:14,363 - Yeah, you were lucky. 312 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:15,813 That was lucky. 313 00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:24,200 - Tell the editors more cartoons and think pieces. 314 00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:25,236 It's working. 315 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,687 - The labs say the prototype is nearly ready. 316 00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:29,896 - Well, that is good news. 317 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:31,829 Go on, off you fuck. 318 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:42,149 - That Tanner's been everywhere asking questions about yer. 319 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:43,323 - Tanner? 320 00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,428 He's just a bell end with a sore head. 321 00:11:45,463 --> 00:11:48,777 What I wanna know is if you ain't the sniper, who is. 322 00:11:48,811 --> 00:11:50,399 - That's consultation. 323 00:11:50,433 --> 00:11:51,469 That'll cost yer. 324 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:52,332 - Oh. 325 00:11:56,025 --> 00:11:58,407 - That geezer shot in front of you, where was that? 326 00:11:58,441 --> 00:11:59,270 - It was there. 327 00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:00,340 Where would you pick a spot for that? 328 00:12:00,374 --> 00:12:03,377 - I'd have my nest here. 329 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,240 - Well, that's a gambling den now. 330 00:12:04,275 --> 00:12:05,552 That'd be too busy. 331 00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:07,036 - All right. 332 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:09,176 What about here, or there? 333 00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:11,247 - Oh, Gawd! 334 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:15,458 ing hell. 335 00:12:18,945 --> 00:12:21,499 He must be shooting from the rooftops! 336 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,535 No witnesses on the ground level! 337 00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:24,398 - Makes sense. 338 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,986 Yeah, you can pick up these sites 339 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:28,230 from this warehouse at the wet dock. 340 00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:33,787 - Me jam tart's stopped. 341 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:40,345 So that must be the sniper's lair. 342 00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:41,622 - You better get out there, boy. 343 00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:44,004 - Millions of lives, no time to lose. 344 00:12:44,039 --> 00:12:45,557 - Or we could go for the hat trick. 345 00:12:47,490 --> 00:12:49,044 - I reckon that's optimistic. 346 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:51,322 Come on, fellas. 347 00:12:51,356 --> 00:12:52,633 Let's catch a sniper. 348 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:54,808 This bloke is the donkey's winkle, 349 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,568 so you'll need eyes up your assholes. 350 00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,363 - Inspector, I don't like you keeping things from me. 351 00:12:58,398 --> 00:12:59,226 - I know. 352 00:13:01,228 --> 00:13:02,022 Look out. 353 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,472 Someone order some Quality Street? 354 00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:05,819 - Princess Violetta of Bulgaria. 355 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:08,546 - Which one is the Rabbit? 356 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,409 - This one. 357 00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:15,311 - Oooh, God. 358 00:13:15,346 --> 00:13:17,313 - You lost my precious brother. 359 00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:19,937 He did so much for commoners like you, 360 00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:21,421 and yet you didn't even lay down 361 00:13:21,455 --> 00:13:23,975 your tiny untitled life for him. 362 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:24,700 Jesus! 363 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:26,253 What happened to his eyebrow? 364 00:13:26,288 --> 00:13:28,117 - The dog chewed it off last year. 365 00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:30,913 Your highness, we weren't expecting you just yet. 366 00:13:30,948 --> 00:13:32,950 - I caught the early airship from Paris. 367 00:13:32,984 --> 00:13:33,916 Poor Hector. 368 00:13:33,951 --> 00:13:37,057 He lets people take the piss out of him. 369 00:13:37,092 --> 00:13:37,782 I do not. 370 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,921 - A pleasant journey, I hope. 371 00:13:38,956 --> 00:13:39,853 - Awful. 372 00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,579 I paid extra to have a private bathroom 373 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:42,856 only to find the Queen of Belgium 374 00:13:42,891 --> 00:13:45,134 sat proudly upon my bidet douche wash. 375 00:13:45,169 --> 00:13:46,618 - Yeah, I hate it when that happens. 376 00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:47,550 - No shit! 377 00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:48,655 How do you know the Queen of Belgium? 378 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:49,518 - I don't. 379 00:13:49,552 --> 00:13:50,864 I was, nevermind. 380 00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,349 - I demand 381 00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:56,214 that this hunted bastard-meat 382 00:13:56,249 --> 00:13:58,423 has no more involvement in the case! 383 00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:01,564 - This is my station, and Rabbit is my man, ma'am. 384 00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:04,671 - Would you like me to take it up with Queen Victoria? 385 00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:07,639 I am both her granddaughter and her great-aunt. 386 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,124 - Rabbit, stand down. 387 00:14:09,158 --> 00:14:10,401 - It's your decision, gov. 388 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:13,576 Did you just wink at me? 389 00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:14,923 - No, why would I wink? 390 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:15,820 - Oh, I don't know. 391 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,995 You might have had a massive stroke, 392 00:14:18,029 --> 00:14:19,928 time of life, stress of the job. 393 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:21,205 - I didn't wink at you! 394 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:22,689 - Yeah, you did. 395 00:14:22,723 --> 00:14:25,278 Oh, stay on the case. 396 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:32,941 - How dare you wink in my presence! 397 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:35,288 - I didn't wink. 398 00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:37,497 - Okay, say no more. 399 00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:39,671 - Go away. 400 00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:40,534 - Okay. 401 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:42,295 Come on. 402 00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:56,930 He must be in here. 403 00:14:56,965 --> 00:14:58,311 - A hunch or more information I'm not privy to? 404 00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:00,520 - Let it go, Strauss. 405 00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:01,693 - I can't tell you everything, son 406 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:03,695 - Fine, then don't expect me to tell you 407 00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:06,388 you're about to tread on that trip-wire. 408 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,389 - Good boy. 409 00:15:08,493 --> 00:15:09,322 Shit. 410 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,429 I think someone's trying to make a point. 411 00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:14,292 - Bravo. 412 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:15,155 - Over here. 413 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,538 - Oh, damn, we're too late. 414 00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,197 - Nine targets? 415 00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:23,577 - Oh, look, and there's a note which says, 416 00:15:23,612 --> 00:15:25,752 "I told you not to come, pig." 417 00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,443 And underneath it, 418 00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,618 oh, my God, it's the prince's ear. 419 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,207 - Mm, yeah, still warm. 420 00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:33,139 - How do we know it's his? 421 00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:34,347 - I don't know. 422 00:15:34,381 --> 00:15:35,555 What do royal ears usually look like? 423 00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:36,556 - Strauss, what do you think? 424 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,282 - I don't know I've never seen a royal ear. 425 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:39,179 Oooh, God. 426 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:40,525 That's very good, inspector. 427 00:15:47,394 --> 00:15:48,602 - Twigs in a bun! 428 00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:49,741 Treat the kids! 429 00:15:49,776 --> 00:15:51,088 Twigs in a bun! 430 00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,192 - A map from the warehouse, 431 00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:55,023 all the Trigger Tom shootings plus another five. 432 00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:55,747 - His next targets? 433 00:15:55,782 --> 00:15:57,508 - No, they're old ones. 434 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:59,579 A year back, someone was pulled off the gangland hits 435 00:15:59,613 --> 00:16:02,237 in these exact locations. 436 00:16:02,271 --> 00:16:03,548 Flora Wilson. 437 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:06,482 But the evidence mysteriously vanished, and she was let off. 438 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:07,759 - No, you're pissing in the wind. 439 00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:09,623 It's definitely not her. 440 00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:12,592 - Do you know her? 441 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:13,524 - I know a lot wrong 'uns. 442 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,216 - Is that who you went to see? 443 00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:17,252 - No. 444 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:20,289 - Oh, my God, you and her did the dick dance. 445 00:16:20,324 --> 00:16:21,601 - You need to watch it, girl. 446 00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:22,533 - Rabbit! 447 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:23,430 In 'ere. 448 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,087 Trigger Tom wants you on the blower. 449 00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:26,502 - What the fuck is a blower? 450 00:16:26,537 --> 00:16:28,297 - It's Cockney for telephone. 451 00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:29,574 They've just announced it. 452 00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:34,062 - Inspector Rabbit here. 453 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:35,304 - You've been a naughty boy, Rabbit. 454 00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:37,513 I told you not to look for me. 455 00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:38,376 - You listen to me. 456 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:39,239 What are your demands? 457 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:40,275 What do you want? 458 00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:41,379 You want me to kill Rabbit? 459 00:16:41,414 --> 00:16:42,691 Easy, I can do it quickly 460 00:16:42,725 --> 00:16:45,038 and from a high window, slowly, using a hammer. 461 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:45,970 Whatever, man. 462 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,351 - I want 100,000 pounds. 463 00:16:47,385 --> 00:16:48,662 - If that's what it takes, yeah. 464 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:49,836 - Rabbit... 465 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:50,699 - Now hang on a minute, that's a hell of a lot of money. 466 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,390 I was thinking more like six quid. 467 00:16:52,425 --> 00:16:53,840 - 100,000 pounds. 468 00:16:53,874 --> 00:16:54,772 - A tenner? 469 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,394 - Oh, just shut up, Rabbit, you idiot! 470 00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:57,740 100,000, no problmeovic. 471 00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:59,121 My father will authorise it. 472 00:16:59,156 --> 00:17:01,296 - Rabbit brings the money alone 473 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,366 at midnight by the lone oak on Heath. 474 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,782 - I don't trust this shit wit. 475 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,198 I will bring the money myself. 476 00:17:07,233 --> 00:17:08,337 - Tell her if she does that, 477 00:17:08,372 --> 00:17:10,788 I'll open her brother up like a fucking tin of beans! 478 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:12,031 - He's not keen. 479 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,757 - Bring the money alone or the prince dies. 480 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:15,793 - Very well. 481 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,348 Bye. 482 00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:23,663 I don't know how to use this fucking thing. 483 00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:47,928 - Flora's using the inspector, and he can't see it. 484 00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,861 But who is the voice on the telephone? 485 00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:51,415 - Mabel, I need your mind. 486 00:17:51,449 --> 00:17:52,692 - I'm wasting my time. 487 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:54,245 They'll never see me as a proper cop. 488 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,660 - Of course you're a proper copper. 489 00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:57,421 - That's not what they're saying behind my back. 490 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,457 I have to be 10 times better than the men, 491 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:01,114 and it's still not enough. 492 00:18:01,149 --> 00:18:03,806 - You're as good as all of them, better. 493 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,739 I say you're the best man we have. 494 00:18:05,774 --> 00:18:06,602 Wait. 495 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,226 The best person. 496 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,468 - Thanks. 497 00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:11,331 You're a mate. 498 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:15,508 Oi, hang on. 499 00:18:15,542 --> 00:18:16,543 Look at this. 500 00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:17,199 - Right, I'm removing these for your own good. 501 00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:18,235 - No, no, no, no, no, no. 502 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:19,098 Look! 503 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,341 - More airship disruption. 504 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:24,586 Angry passengers call for renationalisation. 505 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,416 - All yesterday's airships were cancelled. 506 00:18:27,451 --> 00:18:28,762 - So the princess... 507 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,523 - Was already in town. 508 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,490 - The first time we met her, she had two equerries. 509 00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:34,768 But when Trigger Tom telephoned... 510 00:18:34,803 --> 00:18:35,942 - Inspector Rabbit here. 511 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:39,152 - There was only one. 512 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,330 - Dad, where's the princess? 513 00:18:44,364 --> 00:18:46,401 - Headache, went back to her hotel. 514 00:18:50,681 --> 00:18:51,923 - Turn around, pig. 515 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:54,443 Drop the bag. 516 00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:58,861 And your weapons. 517 00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:05,282 All of them. 518 00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:12,151 Hands on head. 519 00:19:14,705 --> 00:19:15,706 - Where's the prince? 520 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,367 - That, you naughty pig, was for coming to find me 521 00:19:21,401 --> 00:19:22,609 when I told you not to. 522 00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:26,372 And this is for all the villains you've banged the door on. 523 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,892 - Well, go on then, if you've got the bollocks. 524 00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,239 - One momentski, please. 525 00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:34,621 - Ahh, your royal highness. 526 00:19:36,036 --> 00:19:36,899 - Help! 527 00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:40,386 Would you, um, activate your signaller! 528 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:41,318 - He means blow your whistle. 529 00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:44,010 - I forget my words when I'm excited. 530 00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:51,949 - I am not only exceptionally beautiful. 531 00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:54,331 I am also mistress of deceit. 532 00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:56,264 I have been in London for weeks. 533 00:19:56,298 --> 00:19:57,644 Surprise! 534 00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,336 I kidnap my brother. 535 00:19:59,370 --> 00:20:00,060 Do you get it? 536 00:20:00,095 --> 00:20:02,787 Trigger Tom, it's two persons, 537 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:05,411 his voice and my rifle. 538 00:20:05,445 --> 00:20:08,379 - Would you mind repeating that word for word down the nick? 539 00:20:08,414 --> 00:20:09,449 - Shut up, Rabbit man. 540 00:20:09,484 --> 00:20:10,485 You're so boring. 541 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:12,521 You know, he was going to inherit everything 542 00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:14,454 and then waste our wealth on the poor. 543 00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:16,249 He's a kind of idiot. 544 00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:17,181 - Yeah. 545 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,596 - So I was going to lay a false trail 546 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:20,288 with all this Trigger Tom bollocks. 547 00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:22,980 I was going to take my father's money and then let him go. 548 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:27,743 But then you and your sniper fuck-buddy got involved. 549 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:30,401 And now, I can kill Hector, 550 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,334 and you and her can take the blame. 551 00:20:32,369 --> 00:20:33,301 Yes, thank you. 552 00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,786 I will inherit all of Bulgaria. 553 00:20:35,820 --> 00:20:37,028 - And you'll start a bleedin' war. 554 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:39,652 - You know, we have a saying in my country. 555 00:20:39,686 --> 00:20:41,861 You cannot make an omelette 556 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:45,382 without squeezing the eggs out of the chicken's pussy. 557 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:46,314 - You just made that up. 558 00:20:46,348 --> 00:20:47,487 - Yes. 559 00:20:47,522 --> 00:20:48,523 Okay, I am happy now. 560 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:49,662 You can kill him. 561 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:52,699 - Bloody Nora! 562 00:20:58,947 --> 00:21:00,707 - I see you, arsehole! 563 00:21:03,503 --> 00:21:05,091 Christ, you stink of shit! 564 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,438 - Run, Flora, run! 565 00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:08,922 I love you! 566 00:21:08,957 --> 00:21:10,130 I didn't say that. 567 00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:10,993 Run! 568 00:21:11,028 --> 00:21:13,444 - Don't touch me, you pig! 569 00:21:13,479 --> 00:21:14,825 - It was the princess! 570 00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:17,793 - Yeah, well, thanks for telling me now, you doughnut. 571 00:21:17,828 --> 00:21:20,071 - Where's the fucking prince? 572 00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:21,728 Where's the prince? 573 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:24,421 - A cup of tea, your highness. 574 00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:28,114 I put in 20 sugars for health. 575 00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:30,910 - Please, tell me you saved my ear. 576 00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:32,808 - We did, and then I tried to freeze it, 577 00:21:32,843 --> 00:21:34,085 and then the dog found it. 578 00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:36,674 It's a funny story, actually. 579 00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:39,608 - I shall never come to this country again. 580 00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:41,610 - Ooh, dad, can I interview the princess? 581 00:21:41,645 --> 00:21:46,443 - She's been released, orders from up high, nose bleed high. 582 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:47,858 Don't think I'm happy about it. 583 00:21:47,892 --> 00:21:49,998 - But she confessed, for Gawd's sake. 584 00:21:50,032 --> 00:21:50,861 - Good news, everyone. 585 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,000 I arrested our sniper. 586 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:56,660 Caught them sneaking off the heath, one Flora Wilson. 587 00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,973 Known wrong 'un. Stroke of luck, eh? 588 00:22:01,837 --> 00:22:03,943 You didn't know her, did you, Rabbit? 589 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:04,840 You haven't been having 590 00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:06,566 a particularly filthy affair with her 591 00:22:06,601 --> 00:22:08,016 for a number of years, have you? 592 00:22:08,050 --> 00:22:10,087 I do hope she's not the love of your life. 593 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,814 That would be an awful shame, 594 00:22:12,848 --> 00:22:16,162 because I hear they're going to hang her 595 00:22:16,196 --> 00:22:17,819 until her neck goes 596 00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,518 - And then my dad said, "You did good, Rabbit. 597 00:22:27,553 --> 00:22:29,762 "Upstairs will like you for this." 598 00:22:31,211 --> 00:22:32,351 - Thank you, Mabel. 599 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,560 - Yeah, I don't know how useful you'll find all of that. 600 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:37,217 - It all helps to paint a picture. 601 00:22:37,252 --> 00:22:39,116 But thank you for coming. 602 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:40,048 Do come again. 603 00:22:42,809 --> 00:22:43,638 - You bet. 604 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:53,717 - Vodkatonico? 605 00:22:55,684 --> 00:22:57,962 - I think we deserve one.